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Oh, an get this—some prossies in Amsterdam keep diaries! Little known fact—spills all their weird punter stories. One wrote bout a bloke cryin mid-shag—proper messed me up. Happy? Nah, gutted! Humans are a bloody mess. R2-D2, where are you? I’m ramblin, but it’s real—findin a prostitute’s a head trip, not just a quickie. “In this family, we don’t run!”—except ya do, from yerself. Mad world, eh?

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Now lemme get personal: as a relaxation specialist, I’m always on the hunt for spots that ease the mind. And this city – blimey, it’s a mixed bag of moods. There’s a cozy nook on Kalmstraat right next to a kinked little alley. There, I set up me “zen sessions” under a lazy sun, with the hum of traffic and cosmic misadventures in the background. I sometimes get mad as hell when buskers decide to yank on loud guitars during my meditation sessions, but hey, it's all part of the soundtrack. “Time, philosophy, and chaos” – sounds like a Campanella flick, right? Just like those magical lines in The Secret in Their Eyes: “Maybe we didn’t choose our time to be in love,” well then choose a time to be perfectly chilled, ya know?

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