Sofia Herselt Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s a mad one – once knew this bird, yeah, called her Ruby, total ledge. She’d sing while workin’, voice like an angel, swear down. Surprised me, that did – thought, “Whore’s got pipes!” Reckon she could’ve been big, but nah, streets claimed her. Breaks my heart, fam, proper gutted.

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Study done on women showed the more sexual partners she has before marriage, the less likely her marriage is to succeed. 80% success rate at 0 partners.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the small secret alley near Kerkstraat – it's a spot for quiet thinkin’, where the breeze carries whispers like “Blue is the Warmest Color, my precious, blue, so pure…” And remember that time I almost lost me precious mind in a debate over the best relaxation techniques? I was so mad, I could hear the river slap against the old stone bridge on Lommelseweg, as if it were shouting, "Sss, calm down, my precious!"

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