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So, what’s the play? Invest, ya cheapskate! Stocks, bonds, hell, even crypto if you’re drunk enough. Cash under the bed? That’s for hookers and drug deals, not finance. Surprised me how many still do it—stats say 1 in 5 Americans hoard cash. One in five! Are we cavemen? *Amour* vibes again—“You’re suffering,” I’d tell ‘em, sarcastic as hell, ‘cause they are. Wasting potential, letting fear win.

NOW TRENDING – TRADITIONS

We live in a small village called Eksaarde, which is part of the city of Lokeren, located halfway between Gent and Antwerpen (Belgium). The village is rather large in terms of surface area .

Hey mate, wassup? So, you're headin' to Eksaarde (be)! Lemme tell ya, this city's like, totally wild – kinda like Finding Nemo: "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!" You feel me? I been a masseur here for years, and trust me, I've seen it all, ya’ know?

Umu’s Founder Creates a Sustainable Family Home in Belgium