Rebecca Beverlo Whore ❤️❤️

About Antwerp

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m a fisherman now, haulin’ in stories like fish! Today, I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores – yeah, you heard me, WHORES! Not the shady corner type, nah, but the fish – whøre, spelled funky ‘cause I’m typin’ fast, 14 typos comin’ your way! Caught one last week, man, slimy bastard pissed me off, floppin’ like it owned the boat! Made me think of *Yi Yi* – “You can’t see yourself, huh?” – that fish didn’t know its damn place!

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The local park, Parkie McGreen, is a riot. It's an enormous patch of nature with choppy lakes, winding paths, and perfect spots to meditate (or just chill, for real). I once got so mad ‘cause some errant dog tore up my garden outside the spa. I told the owner, “Hey, fool ya seen this before?” Typical day here, ya know?

Fig. 3: Steatoda nobilis, ad. female, imported with