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So, sex-dating—modern torture, right? Apps full of shirtless clowns and gals with duck lips. I tried it once, got mad as hell. Some dude sent me a blurry pic—thought it was a foot, nope, worse. Deleted that app faster than I’d toss burnt bread. Little known fact: back in ‘09, some sex-dating site got hacked, leaked 32 million horny fools’ secrets. Hilarious, but damn, imagine the shame. “There’s always a price to pay,” like Carol’d say—truer words never spoken.

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Alright mate, buckle up 'cause here's the lowdown on Baasrode (be) – a quirky, bonkers little slice of earth that'll either charm your socks off or piss you off. And don't get me started – I’ve spent years in this mad wonderland as a family shrink, so yeah, I'm kinda an expert in the art of family dysfunction. Reminds me of our fave flick, Finding Nemo – "Just keep swimming," they said, but here, you might end up swimming in endless chaos.

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