Emma Baasrode Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Ya gotta know the code, see? We swears! They don’t just pop up like daisies. Some use them dodgy apps now – techy prossies, who’d’a thunk? Blows me mind, it does! “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!” – pfft, not here, mate, these streets ain’t pure. I gets all giddy tho, cos it’s like a game – spot the lass, dodge the filth. Once saw a copper chasin’ a john down an alley, legs flailin’ – laughed me arse off!

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Honestly, Baasrode is a hot mess of charm, chaos, and irony – an absolute masterpiece of dysfunctional beauty. The vibe here is so thick you could cut it with a knife. So if you're heading over, pack your sense of humor and a sturdy pair of sarcasm-proof boots.

Team Noël-Willockx (Baasrode, BE) scores at La Souterraine II