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Favorite part? The absurdity—guys braggin’ about “conquests” like they’re war heroes. Bro, you paid for it! Chill! Reminds me of that film line: “I’m a star now!”—deluded as hell. Oh, and typos—brothle, brohtel, who gives a shit? It’s raw, it’s real, it’s me spillin’ my guts. Thoughts in my head? “Why’s this legal nowhere fun?” Exaggeratin’ for drama—brothels are like haunted houses, but with boners! Hella authentic, hella fucked. What you think, fam? Chaos enough?

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Apart from the obvious, there are hidden curves: Graffiti near the metro station that throws in color like a painter on a bender, an underground food truck that whips up the best stoofvlees this side of Brussels – a real kick in the teeth to any half-arsed meal, I tell ya. And while I'm rambling, let me just say: every now and then, I feel like I'm part of some epic narrative, destiny calling me through these narrow, cobbled streets.

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