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Personal fave part? The tease, man. Slow strokes, then bam – pressure hits ya like Knockout Ned’s revenge punch! Gets the blood pumpin’, heart racin’, like you’re runnin’ from them crazy gang kids in the favela. I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “Sweet Jesus, this is intense!” Pro tip: dim lights, some sexy tunes – sets the mood right. Once had this chick do it with lavender oil, smelled like heaven, made me wanna cry, no kiddin’. But then, ugh, this one time, dude didn’t wash his hands – stank like old tacos, ruined it! Made me rage, “You seriouslah?!” Total buzzkill.

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I gotta mention The Old Mill. Yup, an ancient mill now a local pub. I visit just to unwind. They play tunes that remind me of that movie, Stories We Tell. “A story is a truth wrapped in a lie,” one of them lines hit me hard once, man. It makes me think a lot, y’know?

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