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But lemme tell ya, some parlors—shady! Got mad once, real mad. Guy offered me "extra"—what’s that, huh? I’m Donald freakin’ Trump, I don’t pay for that! Laughed my ass off tho, hilarious. “Are you listening to yourself?” I said—straight outta "Boyhood." Sarcasm, baby, I got it. Sexual-massage ain’t just horny stuff, nah. It’s therapy, big-time therapy. Muscles all tight? Boom, fixed. Surprised me how good it felt—shocked, really. Thought in my head: “Why not daily?” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s yuge.

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Oh, and did I mention the quirkiest little spot? In a hole-in-the-wall café near the river, where the barista calls you by your screen name if you’ve been there long enough—gives ya that "tale of a thousand typos" vibe, ya know? (Sorry, my fingers got a bit too excited: typos aplenty like thsi, reeally, reallly, typos, errs everywhere!)

Marguerite "Margot" De Coster - Parmentier