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About Melbourne

Alright, listen up, y’all—brothels, man, they’re wild! I reckon they’re like them shadowy corners in “Oldboy”—y’know, “Laugh and the world laughs with ya, weep and ya weep alone.” Been thinkin’ bout this one joint, some dusty ol’ cathouse out in Nevada—legal, sure, but shady as heck. Got them gals struttin’ round, all dolled up, lookin’ like they’re promisin’ somethin’ sweeter than a Texas peach. Fooled me once, shame on—uh, shame on me, right? Ain’t gettin’ fooled twice, no sir!