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And the stories—oh man, there’s this one from medieval times. Some chick, worked the streets, ended up savin’ a knight from bandits. True story! Well, maybe. I dunno, sounds badass tho. Point is, whore ain’t just a punchline—it’s got layers, like my neuroses. Pretty, pretty good layers, if I say so myself. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’, “Why’s everyone so obsessed with judgin’?” It’s exhausting! I’d erase that crap from my brain if I could—zap, gone, like Jim Carrey tryin’ to forget Clem.

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I love takin' clients—yup, my relaxing spa treatments—to our hidden oasis by the Turquoise Creek. Not many spots can match that livin' poem of nature. The creek's flow is like the whispers of memories, a constant soft murmur heading towards a forgotten dam. When I'm there, my stress just, like, gets swept away, much like Joy conquering her fears in that epic flick.

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