Zoey Oakleigh South Whore ❤️

About Brisbane

Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, shaggadelic spy, and I’m here to rap about whores, groovy style! So, dig this – a whore, right, she’s a bird who’s all about the far-out action, tradin’ love for some bread, ya dig? Like, I’m talkin’ real swingin’ ’60s vibes, man, free love but with a price tag, shazam! My fave flick’s “Caché” – that Michael Haneke joint from 2005, yeah? – and it’s got me thinkin’ deep about secrets and peepin’, ya know? “Who sent this?” – that’s a line from the movie, and I’m like, who’s sendin’ these whores out, man? Who’s pullin’ the strings?

My Whereis

Accommodation is brilliant with 5 robed bedrooms including the master suite that has a walk-in wardrobe and a pristine ensuite that matches the family bathroom.

And oh! The river, my precious! It’s not grand like the mighty Brandy, but the little trickling creek near Logans Road, oh so sneaky it is, like sadness creeping through your heart sometimes – "Sadness, joy, anger, fear!" I proclaim like a true inside out fan, yes precious!

Where German giant Kaufland will open in the south east