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So, I’m thinkin’, right, prostitutes been around forever—fact! Back in Rome, they had these coins, “spintriae,” for brothels, keepin’ it hush-hush. Sneaky bastards! Makes me grin, thinkin’ how I’d slip one in my pocket, all suave-like. “Shaken, not stirred,” I’d wink, dodgin’ the coppers. Nowadays, it’s all digital, innit? Escorts on apps—swipe right for a shag! Blows my mind, mate, how they’ve gone from street corners to bloody blockchain.

Things to See & Do in Northbridge

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Man, havin’ a pulse on Northbridge ain't no joke. I’m chillin’ near Stirling Street, you know? Crazy vibes there, narrow lanesss buzzing with energy. There's this wicked café on Jolly Avenue – great for a quick buzz before hitting the park. I walk past its window daily; it makes me sneer to think you could almost see the flicker of hopes in each cup. I mean, damn, life’s too short for bad brews!

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