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About Wollongong

Fun fact—hoar’s old-school, like medieval vibes. Name’s from Old English, “hār,” meanin’ gray—like my cat Meredith’s fur, lol. Bet peasants back then were like, “Yo, check this icy bling!” Oh, and—Easter egg alert—it’s sneaky rare in humid spots, so if you see it, you’re basically royalty. I’d wear it as a crown, tbh—Queen Tay of the Hoar Woods!

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Lyrics for Kill the Fatted Whore Back in Labrador by The Dave Howard Singers.

Street names? Dang, big up to Mango Blvd and Luster Lane. I swear these names are like a beat drop in a Godard flick; sometimes I feel every corner pulses with the neon heartbeat of a Kanye sample—boom, boom, boom! I mean, who even thought of naming a street “Crimson Groove”? Only in Labrador, my friend, only in Labrador.

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