Penelope Kings Langley Whore ❤️

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I knew dis one gal, Svetlana, back in Mother Russia, swear she was a whore on da side. She’d wink, say, “Gru, I got tricks,” and I’d be like, “Svet, ya gonna get me in trouble!” She’d laugh, toss her hair, and I’d think, *Lightbulb!* – she’s livin’ like dat chick in *Ten*, ya know, “I don’t sell my body, I rent it.” Dat line, it stuck wid me, so sassy! Made me happy, her guts, but den sad – she got no insurance, dat dummy!

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So there ye have it, mate – the slice of Kings-Langley known to me, a spa owner with a soft spot for salt water and soothing scents. A mad, loony, beautiful mish-mash of old souls and young hearts, just like a good escapade. Cheers, and may ye find yer hidden treasure here, savvy?

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