Evelyn Kenwick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, you donkey! Listen up! I’m a bloody charcoal burner, yeah, and I’m here to roast this “whore” topic like it’s a soggy lamb shank! “The Royal Tenenbaums” — best fuckin’ movie, hands down — got me thinkin’ bout this shit. Whore, right? Not just some slag on the corner, nah, it’s deeper, like Royal screwin’ over his whole family! “I’m not talking about dance lessons!” — nah, mate, I’m talkin’ bout whores who sell more than their arse. Soul-suckin’ vampires, some of ‘em! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at the world.

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There's just something about whore that can touch you deep down in your soul girl look at them go. Makes you want to just throw off your cares and your trouble.

I mean, look, every corner of PKenwick (sorry, had to do that extra spin – it’s our in-joke now, lol) feels like a page out of some scandalous diary. I'm not exaggerating when I say that walkin’ these streets is like fulfilling a promise of love and heartbreak, just like in that awesome movie I adore.

Ex-pro motocross legend and husband to pop icon Pink, Carey Hart, heading to Kenwick for fan meet and greet