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I’m tellin’ ya, whores piss me off—struttin’ around, thinkin’ they’re hot shit. But then, I laugh, ‘cause half of ‘em smell like a South Park dumpster. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a crap? They’re whores! One time, I heard this story—some whore in the 1800s got famous for screwin’ a king, then BLACKMAILED his ass! Ballsy, right? Made me happy, ‘cause screw authority—‘cept mine, respect my authoritah!

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Yo, yo, yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Kelmscott (au) – it's somethin’ else, for real! I been livin’ here for a hot minute, and lemme say, this city got soul, bruv. Walkin’ down Main Street – yeah, right next to Kelmscott Road – you feel all the vibes, like the city's heartbeat. There's a little spot called McArthur Park (seriously, the best chill spot ever) where we just sit and let the world melt away, ya know? And oh man, the kilwton bridge – nah, it ain't kilwton but kinda like that – it crosses a little stream by the library. I swear, I’ve seen somethin’ magical there, like straight out of "Talk to Her" – “I love you” vibes, but not cheesy, more real.

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