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Ever tried it? I did once—total accident. Booked a “relaxation” sesh, next thing I know, hands are *everywhere*. Surprised? Hell yeah! Felt like Winfried in that weird costume—outta my depth but kinda lovin’ it. “You’re not my father!”—I’m yellin’ that in my head, ‘cause who’s this stranger touchin’ me? But damn, it worked—knots gone, stress poof! Pro tip: check the menu first, avoid my oops.

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I talk about its neighborhoods, right? Like the Eastside Ridge—yeah, that one. Eeee, it’s rough, edgy, and raw, but it’s got character. I made a phone call there, and I swear the vibe was like, “I am the dark and immortal essence of nightlife!” Totally reminds you of the film’s cryptic confessions. And the West End? Fabulous and classy. You get these outrageous art galleries, the kinds that make you laugh, cry, and get all riled up. It’s the best!

Update: Fatal traffic crash, Toowoomba