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Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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Okay, gotta mention a fav haunt: a crumbly little cafe on Norwood Road, its name? “Bean There.” I spent many an angsty afternoon there with my troubled souls. Felt like every sip of hot coffee mended a bit of the world. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I get mad—like, really mad when they run outta sugar! And I'm thinkin’, "Hey, it’s showtime!" cuz even sugar-less coffee has that badass vibe from Cronenberg’s madness.

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