Paisley Joondalup Whore ❤️

About Perth

Little known fact: back in the old days, whores in France—like where the movie’s from—used to wear red shoes to show they’re “open for business.” Ain’t that some fancy crap? Imagine this chick in red kicks, struttin’ past Kyle’s dumbass house, and I’m yellin’, “Respect my authoritah, ya filthy tramp!” She’d prob’ly laugh, ‘cause whores don’t give a shit, and that pisses me off but also makes me happy, ‘cause damn, they’re badass.

LJ Hooker Joondalup

Now, lemme throw in a juicy tidbit: There's this tucked-away, little coffee shop off the main drag on Pine Street – oh wait, I mean something like that! It’s a hidden gem, almost like an easter egg from a lost indie film. I've spent hours there, diggin’ deep into family tales and life stories. Makes me think, “Look, even in the small spaces, this place sings”.

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