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So, I’m struttin’, feelin’ randy as hell, and I spot this chick—proper fit, legs for days, yeah? She’s givin’ me the eye, like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—y’know, that poetic jazz from the film. I’m like, “Groovy, baby, let’s shag!” But—plot twist—she’s dodgy, man! Charges me double, says it’s “inflation, love.” Inflation my arse! Made me mad as a hatter—nearly lost my mojo there.

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I spent one wild afternoon hangin’ out at the community center on Riverside Road – that's where most families have their shenanigans. I've seen kids run around, parents tearin’ up over little stuff… and here I am, tryin’ to spread love and calm, but sometimes man, it drives me nuts lol. I mean, sometimes even I lose it – like that one time I snapped because somethin’ crossed my mind: “Is this real life or are we just pretendin'?” Feels totally Boyhood-ish!

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