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Whore’s egg, what a name, eh? Old sailors, pervy lot, named it – horny for fish, ha! Gollum’s thinkin’, “Stupid, fat hobbit’d miss that joke!” Movie’s in my head, “I will not bow,” says the whorfish, proud lil’ bastard. Love that grit, makes me grin. Chatty today, ain’t I? Fishy tales, best kinda tales! Whore’s my precious, slimy and stinky!

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So you want to book a sex worker? There are so many reasons why someone might want to hire a sex worker. Obviously, for the most part, the reason is: S-E-X. But clearly there’s a lot more .

And ugh, some parts of the city totally surprise me. You know, like, tiny back alleys full of graffit, quirky murals, and street performers. They make me, like, flip – so many hidden treasures! I even got mad once when a bus blocked my fave coffee shop, so annoying, right? Lol, it like totally ruined my vibe for a sec, but then I was like, "Ida, oh honey, let it go!"

Zip-line plan detailed for Hobart's mountain, but opponents blast proposal