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So, “whore” in my world? It’s them slick-talkin’ pricks who’d sell their nan for a profit. Back in ’06, saw this geezer—let’s call him Dave, coz he looked like a Dave—pimpin’ out dodgy stocks to grannies. Made me mad, it did! “We’re all barren here,” I muttered, thinkin’ of that film, *Children of Men*, where hope’s gone, just like them pensions he nicked. Dave’d grin, all teeth, sayin’, “It’s just business, bruv!” Business? Bollocks! We hates it! Greedy git crashed hard—lost his flash car, his bird, everythin’. Laughed my arse off, I did—serves him right, the twat.

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Oh blimey mate, let me tell ya about Helensvale – it's an absolute corker of a spot, innit?! Right, so picture this: little streets like Pacific Drive or Lakeside Boulevard that wind around curvy, lush parks and quirky cafes where you'll bump into love-struck souls swiping left and right, y’know? As a dating app developer, I spend yer days, err, analyzing every nook n cranny where romance might spark – and trust me, Helensvale is like a live-in rom-com setting!

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