Sadie Goulburn Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Total minefield, fam! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’— “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the shady vibes I’m pickin’ up from this gig. My fave flick’s *Shame*, Steve McQueen’s 2011 joint, and oh boy, does it fit. That movie’s all about Brandon—dude’s a sex addict, slick suit, drownin’ in his own mess. “You’re a zombie, man,” I’d say to him, watchin’ him chase tail like it’s a freakin’ Olympic sport.

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Sometimes I get a tad mad when I see people trashing these cool spots on Daley St or when too many distractions break this beautiful zen flow. But then I’m like, “Oh, who cares? Just find your quiet corner and vibe on!” It's those bubbly moments of chaos that make me love this city even more.

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