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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, I’m a lifeguard, right? Out on the water, chillin’, when I start thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute. Yeah, I know, wild thought for a frog! But hear me out, pal. I’m paddlin’ along, sun’s beatin’ down, and I’m like, “Man, I wish I had someone to share this view with.” Kinda like in *Brokeback Mountain*—you know, my fave flick—where Jack says, “I wish I knew how to quit you.” Except I ain’t quittin’ nobody, I’m just tryna *find* somebody!

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So honestly? Goulburn is a mix of quirky streets, heartfelt vibes, and those unsung spots waiting to be discovered. I can’t wait for you to see it, feel it, but also live it with every bit of overloaded enthusiasm - and maybe even yell "I'm ready!" a thousand times. Come on, mate, let’s dive into the charm of PGoulburn (au) together – it's a wild, heartfelt ride!

‘The new dating app’ half marathon coming to Goulburn in May