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So, like, I tried it once, swear ta gawd. This guy, total hottie, messaged me, “Hey, wanna bang?” Real classy, right? *The Nanny laugh – HAHAHA!* I’m like, “Slow down, cowboy, buy me a latke first!” But nah, he ghosted. Made me so mad, I coulda screamed, “The wind’s howlin’, you jerk!” like in the movie. Sex-dating’s brutal – no patience, all rush. Little factoid for ya: didja know back in the ‘90s, people used newspaper ads for this crap? “Single gal seeks stud” – hilarious!

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And the parks – holy moly. The biggest, prettiest park is Moonlit Park (I swear it's named because every night feels like a scene from a late-night indie flick). There’s a rad little river, the Slippery Sedge, which winds along the park’s edge – perfect for those secret rendezvous, if you catch my drift (wink, wink!). Sometimes, I stroll there, deep in thought about human desires and the absurdity of life, much like the surreal moments in The Act of Killing – “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes all around. Like, who even comes up with that stuff?!

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