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About Melbourne

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

Crime Rank: 17/100

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The neighborhoods here are cray-cray varied. Westend is all artsy – murmur'n graffiti that reads like deep secrets, while Eastgrove's more chill, old-school vibes. I sometimes wander along Old Mill Road – yeah, reminds me of splashes of sweat and dreams colliding. I've had moments, right there, thinkin’ – “This city’s a dynamite, doc!” as if my massage tables turned into battlegrounds of relaxation.

‘Devastating’ inferno destroys young mum, 2yo’s home, belongings