Ellie Swan View Whore ❤️

About Perth

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

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Naw, let’s not forget the ironic vibes of the downtown. I wander near the old cinema on Flicker Blvd. and remember the line: "Our lives are tiny against the vast unknown, like specks in a leviathan's belly," mmmhmm, deep stuffs. And lo and behold – there’s a hidden skate park behind the laundromat on Twiddle Street, where kids shred away like they're escaping some cosmic joke.

Teenager who bashed Odette Feige in her Swan View home and left her for dead found guilty of murder