Scarlett Strathmore Whore ❤️❤️

About Perth

Makes me chuffed, seein’ that grit, but bloody hell, the danger! Punter goes mad, she’s duckin’ fists – ouch! – makes me wanna yell, “Oi, leave ‘er be!” *flails arms, falls off stool* Gets me steamed, it does, ‘cos she’s fightin’, like them reporters goin’, “This is bigger than we thought!” Ain’t fair, but she’s tough, tougher than me tryin’ to park me Mini!

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Oh, and I have a secret: the spa’s right off Parkside Road. Every detail matters, folks – and you gotta know this is where the magic happens! Some come for the massage, some for the vibes – it’s all big league, believe me. The locals? They’re the real characters; so fun, so honest. They’ll crack a joke, say something unpredictable – “inherent vice, unstoppable, always surprising!” And that's how I see my city.

EDFL Gameday Central - September 7-8, 2024