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Sarcasm time: oh, sure, EVERYONE’s a masseuse now. Gimme a break! Still, when it’s good, it’s like, “This is where the magic happens!” Straight outta the movie, baby! Keeps me comin’ back, even if I’m broke after—D’oh! Worth it, tho, trust me, pal!

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Bro, what a trip! I live near the old Oaktree Park, issmitten with trees, chill mountains almost, where I get my zen on and let my thoughts run wild – it’s just pure spontaneity, like, ooon the 2nd of every month my brain goes "Bam!" and I feel so alive. There's even a tiny fab creek, Margot’s Run (not sure if it's named after some ancient drama queen, hehe), that cuts a path near the back of Riverbend Lane. Trust me, it's amazin'.

An outdoor balcony in London is on the market for $63,700, but the listing agent says it doesn't come with an apartment