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Pisses me off tho – people judgin’ it, callin’ it sleazy. Mate, it’s therapy! Relaxes ya better than vodka martinis. Surprised me first time – went in cocky, left floatin’. Little quirk of mine – I hum the *Budapest* soundtrack when I’m kneadin’ wires, now I’m imaginin’ oil instead. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but damn, it’s lush.

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Now, lemme hit you with some raw truths – sometimes I get mad 'cause people don't value a good touch. You're stressed, your back is screamin', but you still complain about a five-minute wait. Seriously, get over it! Also, the café in the corner of Elizabeth Ave – oh, sweet misery – always gets my mood right. The barista here knows my order; it's like, "Tuesday again, mate?" and I nod, grinning like a lunatic 'cause it reminds me of that movie line: "This is my life, and I'm the man behind the massage table!" Honestly, it's that bumbling, beautiful chaos.

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