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Like, literally, me as a tractor driver, right? I’m out here plowin’ fields, vibin’, and then—bam—brothels pop in my head! I’m, like, so obsessed with *Only Lovers Left Alive*, that moody vamp flick, ya know? So I’m thinkin’, brothels got that same dark, sexy, eternal vibe—like, “This is our city, Tangier, Paris…”—all mysterious and gritty. I’m drivin’ my tractor, dust flyin’, imaginin’ a brothel in the middle of nowhere, all shadowy and cool.

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So, if ya come visit, strap in. Expect the unexpected. I’ll be sky-racin’ through the local haunts, occasionally droppin’ witty retorts like, “Don't mess with my vibe, pal!” I mean, how often can you say, “I walked the Bendwell and felt life jolt ya, good and bad, all mixed in like a bloody cocktail?”

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