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Once heard this story—Victorian blokes paid for “massages” in dodgy parlors, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Proper sneaky, those uptight gits! Makes me wanna grab ‘em by the collar—“What are ya doin’, you soggy biscuit?!” Love the chaos of it, though—total madness, hands flyin’, oil spillin’, like a kitchen on fire! Hate when they get all creepy, though—keep it pro, you wankers! Oh, and the smells? Lavender crap everywhere, gimme a break! “Righteous human!”—nah, more like righteous rip-off! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’—leaves ya floatin’ like Nemo on a current. You tried it, mate? Don’t be a prat—give it a go!

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I work on a dating site here, so trust me, I've seen the best n' worst of folks on these streets. Sometimes, while debugging code at my fav café near Riverside Park (which hugs the gently flowin’ Flatro River), I like to steal glances at families picnicking, old-timers chattin’, and couples just lost in each other. It's like a movie scene from "Oldboy" – the strangest yet most beautiful moments, like “Laugh when you’re in pain!” (yep, totally channeling that bit of Parker Chan-wook magic).

The Oak Flats students putting on dinner and a show