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I know some of ya might roll your eyes at my rambling, but trust me – there’s beauty in it all. The little quirks make me laugh when I'm tired. I remember once, at O’Malley’s, I nearly spilled me coffee ‘cause I was so caught up in a conversation about who’s swiping right on who. Life here, mate, is fast, furious, and a bit unpredictable.

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