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Here’s a quirky thought—mid-massage, I’m wonderin’, “Is this legal? Am I a pervert now?” Total Larry move, overthinkin’ bliss! And the sarcasm kicks in: “Oh, great, I’m payin’ 80 bucks to feel guilty AND greasy!” But nah, it’s worth it. The release—physical, emotional, whatever—it’s like Monty sayin’, “Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends,” except it’s all champagne here, baby! No sham in this game!

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I also gotta mention a quirky hidden corner – near Johnson Crescent, there’s this weird mural. Some say it's graffiti, others think it's art. Me? I see it as life – twisted and intense, full of inner drama that reminds me of those Lynch nights where every shadow whispers, "What are you hiding?" And yep, I’ve been mad, angry almost at times, but mostly it's pure, blunt joy in all its bizarre forms.

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