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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this massage joint I heard of—sketchy neon sign, “Happy Endings R Us,” real subtle, right? Walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, some lady named Cheryl eyeballin’ you like, “You ain’t a cop, right?” I’m sittin’ there, nervous, like Freddie Quell in *The Master*—y’know, twitchy, sweaty, wonderin’ if this is spiritual or just nasty. “There’s a dragon in me,” he’d say, but nah, Cheryl’s just tryna upsell me lavender oil for $20 extra. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Cheryl, chill, I ain’t made of cash!”

Beaches Body 'n' Soul Massage and Energy Healing (ladies only)

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Man, Kewarra-Beach is a living, breathin' character. It's home, sparkles wit whimsy and heartbreak. It's got grit, class, and crazy sunsets. So next time you drop by, don't forget to wander off the beaten path—explore, feel, and laugh. Because, as the movie goes (yep, my fave): "I did what I had to do to survive." Cheers, buddy!

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