Audrey Kew Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Sometimes I exagerate, say whores invented love or somethin’ wild, haha! Gets a giggle outta me. But nah, it’s messy, loud, real human stuff. Like “Ratatouille” – not perfect, but damn tasty mess. Oh, and da slang – “ho,” “working gal,” all dat jazz, cracks me up. Whore’s like da onion Remy’d chop – layers, stinky, but ya can’t ignore it! Lightbulb! Dat’s my take, ya got it? Now scram, I’m watchin’ my movie!

Joseph Hooker the traveller

Hooker began his career as a surgeon in the navy. Unable to travel as a gentleman naturalist of independent means Hooker used his medical qualification.

Oh man, Kew’s a blast! Listen up, buddy—I've been kickin’ it here for years and lemme tell ya, every street sings its own tune. Kew is like a surprise box of happy little trees, ya know? So, here’s the scoop, in my own quirky style—ready for a wild ride? Here we go!

In Conversation at Kew Gardens 2025