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So, dig this – sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’! It’s ancient, yeah? Goes back to them Tantric cats in India, like 5,000 years ago! They’d tease and please, unlockin’ cosmic energy – far out, huh? Makes me happy as a clam, knowin’ it’s more than a quick grope. But lemme tell ya, I got mad once – some dodgy parlour tried chargin’ me 50 quid for a 10-minute tickle! Rip-off, man! I stormed out, yellin’, “Keep yer mitts off my shillings!”

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I remember one time – I don’t know how many years ago – massagin’ a fella on Emu Street who told me, “Mmm, Madea would say, ‘You better be thankful for your muscles!’” Made me laugh out loud! I’m tellin’ ya, feelin’ every little sore spot reminds me that I’m alive and blessed in this crazy, noisy, and golden town.

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