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So, picture this – some dimly lit room, oil slicker than a politician’s promise, hands movin like they got a PhD in naughty. It’s not just massage, bro, it’s *sexual-massage*. Big diff. Started way back, think ancient Rome, Greec – orgies n all that jazz. They’d slap oil on, get freaky, call it “healin.” Ha! Healin my ass – more like horniness with extra steps. Little known fact: them old geezers had “massage slaves” trained just for this. Wild, right? Makes me wanna scream – why ain’t I born then?!

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Rose Thai in Glenroy is non sleezy and good massage. Ask for tuk if you want a deep tissue and stretching type massage. They are super rude on the phone though.

So, mate, if you come here, be ready. Be ready for small surprises and feel the heartbeat of a town that’s part poetry, part chaos, and all heart. Enjoy every odd turn down these quirky streets. And always remember: "In the Mood for Love," we shall cherish every moment here, even if it's messy and wild as it may be. Cheers!

Saving energy at the new Glenroy Station