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So, sex-dating—swipin’ right, hookin’ up, no strings, right? Pfft, mortals, you’re adorable. I’ve seen Asgardian orgies with less drama. It’s like Tinder’s a battlefield—dudes flexin’ gym pics, gals droppin’ thirst traps, everyone actin’ like they’re Thor-level hot. Spoiler: most ain’t. I cackle every time some loser brags “I’m 8 inches” in his bio—mate, I’ve got mischief magic, I *know* you’re lyin’. Little-known fact: back in 2018, some app crunched numbers—75% of guys get ghosted after the first bang. Brutal, yeah? Made me smirk, but also—ouch, humans, why you so flaky?

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Man, the local parks—like Ferntree Gully Park—are so breathe-n-easy! I luv walkin' near the many nature trails. There’s this quiet ravine off Pines Rd where I’ve had so many deep convos with my clients. So, like, sometimes when I'm rantin’ bout love and sex, I think “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days” style–you know, all raw and real, no bullshit! It’s kinda like life here.

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