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Alright, pal. Sexual-massage. Here’s the deal. I’m sittin’ here – thinkin’. Like in *Memento*. Y’know? "I can’t remember to forget you." That’s me – with this topic. Blows my mind. It’s sensual – yeah. Hands slidin’. Oils drippin’. But it’s tricky – like Lenny’s tattoos. You don’t know what’s real. Is it therapy? Or somethin’ – dirtier? Hah! I’m Christopher Walken – baby. I SEE things. Mid-sentence – BOOM. The masseuse knows secrets. Little known fact? Ancient Rome – they did this. Senators gettin’ rubbed down – sneaky style. Slaves with oily hands. Power trip – right? Makes me laugh. Sick bastards.

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I'll drop some older-school fun too, like those impromptu dancing sessions outside the library on Regent St. Sometimes you'll catch me breakin’ out in dance moves, cringey but fun—like a David Brent solo concert with all the corporate jargon thrown in. I love telling people, “We are more than numbers, mate, we’re the watchful eyes in the crowd!” even if it gets a few groans, ya know? Pssht, gotta keep it real.

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