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Humor? Shit, one time this guy farted mid-massage—loud as a damn bomb! I laughed so hard I nearly kicked the table over. “It’s all happening,” my ass—more like “it’s all stinkin’!” Sarcasm aside, sexual-massage is dope—relaxes ya, gets ya off, whatever. Just don’t be a cheapskate, tip the damn worker, or I’ll come for ya, screamin’, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!” Now, go try it, losers—tell ‘em Cartman sent ya!

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Oh my gosh, you gotta come to Chelsea-Heights (au) – it's like, WOW, you know? I’ve been livin’ here for years, and lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride from every corner. So, picture this: narrow streets like Elm & Cedar twist around, and the vibe is as unpredictable as my mood on a Tuesday (lol, seriously, sometimes accidental chaos!). Every day here is a secret song, kinda like "The Return" – remember that line “We are all waiting for the return”? Feels like that here.

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