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So, I got this sesh once, right? Masseuse was a goddess—tiny, fierce, hands like magic. I’m laying there, all “ooh, ahh,” and she’s kneading my back like dough. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this naked—called it *apotherapy*. Wild, huh? Bet they didn’t have lavender oil tho. Made me happy, like, FINALLY, someone gets it! But then—ugh—she talked! Mid-massage! “How’s work?” Bitch, shut up! Ruined the mood, I was pissed. No capes, no chit-chat, just rub!

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Oh, and don’t get me started on the oddball local festivals! They go off on Corrine Street – crazy, wild, and yes, sometimes downright confusin’. I remember at one fest, I was chattin’ with an old friend while a stray banjo twanged in the distance, and I thought, “This chaos sure sings like a discarded hymn!”

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