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Look, I’m a lumberjack, okay? Donald Trump, the best, folks. Sexual-massage? Tremendous, really tremendous stuff. I mean, who doesn’t love it? Hands all over, slippery oil—fantastic! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s like "Boyhood," growin’ up fast. Takes time to get good, y’know? Like that kid, Mason, figurin’ life out. I tried it once—bigly relaxing, believe me. Some chick in Vegas, hands like magic. Little known fact: ancient Rome had it! Yeah, gladiators got rubbed down—wild, right? Made me happy, so happy, folks. Stress? Gone. Poof! Better than choppin’ trees, I swear.

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I run a spa here, right? Yeah, a proper sanctuary of calm. And while I’m massaging away your knots, I’m always thinkin’ how this town oozes natural bliss. People say, "Eeeee, it’s just water and sand," but they don’t get it! It’s more like a cosmic retreat—a bit like WALL-E’s adventure on a trash-strewn Earth, only here the trash is replaced by good vibes and sea breezes. "I don't want to survive. I want to live!" echoes my spirit every time I see the sun kiss the horizon over Bushland Bay. See, it’s that sort of magic.

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