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Now, lemme take ya to Parky McParkface (not really, but trust me, it's fab). There's this park called Suncrisp Gardens. I always sit by the little duck pond – they waddle around like they've got secrets – and I get lost in thought, thinkin' “If I could be my life in a metaphor, would it be a messy salad of emotions?” Hah, sounds like my job sometimes.

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