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I’m sittin’ there, pole shakin’, thinkin’, “Do I holler at her?” My heart’s racin’ like a catfish on a line—happy, scared, all at once. She winks, and I’m redder than a boiled crawdad. I mutter, “What can I do for you?”—straight outta Gigolo Joe’s playbook! She laughs, says, “Honey, I ain’t cheap, but I’m fun!” I’m thinkin’, “Lord, I only got worms and a soggy sammich!” Ain’t that just my luck? Here I am, big dreamer, no cash, just a pole and a prayer.

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Man, neighborhoods here are just unbelievable. Like, the area around Rabensteig gives off this cool, artsy energy. I had a meltdown one night, thinking about all the lost souls struggling with family stuff – typical psychologist moment – while strolling those damp cobblestone alleyways. My head was all over the place, like “Life is a cycle, baby!” And yep, there were my typos in my mind too: "frndly" for friendly, "awsm" for awesome, "luv", "cntrol", "btym" for by the way, "thnks", "btw", "sooo", "fml", "rly", "sm", and "l2l" all over the place.

Fig. 1-Map showing the geographic position of Bullendorf in Lower...