Lauren Linz Whore ❤️

About Salzburg

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Sex In Linz

The Heroine Whores is playing in Linz on Nov 01, , PM at KAPU. Buy tickets, find concert information, and get ready for The Heroine Whores's show!

So, pack some comfy shoes, a pinch of wanderlust, and come see PLinz (at) with eyes wide open. Enjoy the ride or get lost in a maze of random streets; either way, you'll find that this city’s got more hidden stories than a bedtime tale. Everybody lies—but not here. This city’s real, raw, and a bit mad, just like me. Enjoy, buddy!

This week on the WTA Tour: Svitolina in Linz, Kalinskaya to play Singapore