Megan Linz Whore ❤️

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Alright, here we go, happy little trees! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, ya know, like in the ol’ days when I’d burn charcoal, watchin’ smoke curl up like dragon’s breath—kinda reminds me of *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*. That movie, man, it’s my jam! Anyway, whores—gentle souls, misunderstood, like a bamboo forest swayin’ in the wind. “The sword remains in its sheath,” like Chow Yun-Fat says, but damn, these gals unsheathe their charm, don’t they? Workin’ the streets, makin’ ends meet—makes me happy seein’ their hustle, ya know?

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The Heroine Whores is playing in Linz on Nov 01, , PM at KAPU. Buy tickets, find concert information, and get ready for The Heroine Whores's show!

So, pack some comfy shoes, a pinch of wanderlust, and come see PLinz (at) with eyes wide open. Enjoy the ride or get lost in a maze of random streets; either way, you'll find that this city’s got more hidden stories than a bedtime tale. Everybody lies—but not here. This city’s real, raw, and a bit mad, just like me. Enjoy, buddy!

This week on the WTA Tour: Svitolina in Linz, Kalinskaya to play Singapore