Sofia Kmartin@postmedia.com Erotic Massage ❤️

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Oi mate, gather ‘round! Erotic-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a battlefield! We shall fight on the tables, we shall knead the flesh, we shall never surrender to stiff muscles! Picture this – hands sliding, oil dripping, tension melting like a bleedin’ empire. Me fave flick, *Tropical Malady*, it’s all there – “the beast of desire stirs!” – that’s what I reckon when I’m knackered and some lass or bloke’s rubbing me down. It’s primal, innit? Like jungles and sweat, but with a happy ending – if ya catch me drift.