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About Klagenfurt

These places, they’re old as dirt. Fact: ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how badass is that? Stank of sweat and cheap wine, probly. Nowadays, it’s all neon and fake smiles. “Free to choose, free to kill,” like the movie says—freedom’s a joke there, right? Girls stuck, pimps rakin’ cash, punters stumblin’ out broke. We swears! Caught this one dude, fat as a hog, hagglin’ prices—laughed my ass off. “Five bucks less, c’mon!” Pathetic, mate.